Crew Guy Simulator: Resurrected

"There I was, back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand, machine gun on the left, ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce. I was down to my last clip, so I yelled at Jesus from across the orphanage I said: "Jesus, I need a melee weapon" never have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fucking fast in my life, but I killed 657 prostitutes that day. Yes sir it went down in history as the Coochie wars."